Next Week News

31 - Huge announcement from Disney (May 31, 2023)

30 - You’re going to goof the fry-to-sauce ratio (May 30, 2023)

29 - Magnets have released an explanation (May 29, 2023)

28 - Celebs are going to be available at your fingertips (May 28, 2023)

27 - You no longer spill your drink the first time you knock it over (May 27, 2023)

26 - The Locked Ness Monster has been unlocked (May 26, 2023)

25 - There’s going to be a breakthrough with self-driving cars and pedestrian safety (May 25, 2023)

24 - Astronomers have discovered a planet that’s a replica of the U.P. (May 24, 2023)

23 - There’s a new card being added to poker (May 23, 2023)

22 - There’s a new twist on this season of The Bachelorette (May 22, 2023)

21 - Uncles are going to become more versatile (May 21, 2023)

20 - Cling wrap just isn’t that into its job anymore (May 20, 2023)

19 - There’s going to be a new light on your car’s dashboard (May 19, 2023)

18 - Santa announces a summer tour (May 18, 2023)

17 - There’s going to be a new smartphone password manager (May 17, 2023)

16 - Stores are implementing a new take on family parking (May 16, 2023)

15 - You can now go to the hospital in a fun way (May 15, 2023)

14 - There’s talk about a new contraption (May 14, 2023)

13 - No one is too concerned about the bugs (May 13, 2023)

12 - Eels are going 100% electric (May 12, 2023)

11 - They’re giving everyone a free Stats Boost (May 11, 2023)

10 - The Bean has rotated (May 10, 2023)

9 - Bones are bouncy now (May 9, 2023)

8 - Every planet will be visible tonight (May 8, 2023)

7 - I seem to be the only person who remembers Sugar Ray (May 7, 2023)

6 - There’s a new particle that can guarantee a spare (May 6, 2023)

5 - Cottage cheese has been discontinued (May 5, 2023)

4 - Charlie Wright is the latest internet sensation (May 4, 2023)

3 - That embarrassing thing you recently did (May 3, 2023)

2 - Mt. Everest has all of its data erased (May 2, 2023)

1 - Business Absorbent takes over the workplace (May 1, 2023)